mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

mapoftheunintended:

spankmehardbarry:

on the dick like

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

(via ladypandacat)

jaclcfrost:

people saying negative things about a character you love that aren’t even constructive criticisms of their character or valid points and are just pointlessly and immaturely rude

image

(via nico-di-angalone)

bbanditt:

headcanon where Leo gets a copy of Avatar: The Last Airbender and starts saying “Flameo, hotman!” constantly.

Percy cracks first.

this was much funnier at 3am when I thought of it

(Source: blindbandit5.deviantart.com, via the---dope---show)

jaimielannister:

have you ever read that one book that like messed you up so bad like mentally or emotionally or whatever but its not even like a well known book or anything but it just played your mind so much

(via nico-di-angalone)

jeankirchstien:

THAT ACTUAL PHYSICAL ACHE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU LOVE A CHARACTER SO MUCH YOU SCREAM ABOUT THEM IN CAPSLOCK 800% OF THE TIME

(Source: akihitoh, via luisewebsiteba)

danyuuul:

*DIES AND FALLS IN GRAVE AND SOUL GOES INTO SPACE* my god that was cute 

(Source: vinesnow, via mariburz)

Super Sassy Married Heroes

(Source: kisswithatear, via the---dope---show)

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

(Source: judymartn, via hanniballecters)

release-the-reins:


too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

(Source: eduardolion, via the---dope---show)

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

(via nico-di-angalone)

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

(Source: digg, via the---dope---show)

"When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do."

— A girl in my creative writing class said this in response to a story we read about witnessing intimate partner violence and it really fucked with my head because I’ve never, ever, ever, thought of it that way. (via firelorddahlia)

(Source: frantzfandom, via the---dope---show)

laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(Source: heterophobianca, via shatter-me-with-hope)

noelle410:

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power of always being right.Think about it, you say you can do a backflip, then you can do a backflip. You say you are rich, and BAM! You are now rich. Want to be attractive? SHAZAAM just say you’re attractive and then be attractive.

Can someone give this person an award

(via the---dope---show)